Broadway is Expensive.  Times Square is a pain to walk through.  Intermission isn't enough time to scarf down that $12 Watered-Down-Mojito which you can't bring to your seat.  And that jerk in front of you is going to give a standing ovation to a reading of the telephone book.  Why bother?  We give you each of your (not so)
favorite Broadway shows, ten minutes at a time.

Abridged Scripts